Posted by Godiva Claus (I know who's been nicely naughty)
on Thursday, 17 December 1998, at 5:25 p.m.
When Kronos saw Santa's big sack
His plan was the bag to ransack
St. Nick knows bad boys
Don't deserve good toys
So he planned K's ego to whack.
So Santa, not heeding the lock
Decided the K-man to shock
He crept in the room
And left in the gloom
A big lump of coal in K's sock.
The moral, for those who don't know
Is soon as the weather brings snow
Behave as you should
Pretend to be good
For "Reindeerman" is the worst foe.