If you will consult your tour guide map you will see the following areas are open to visitors. You are cautioned to avoid restricted areas. G & K Enterprises will not be held liable for nosy tourists who can't follow directions.
On the Tour:


(You'll find the Parodies here)


(Recipes. What did you think?)

Dining Room


Family Room

(You'll find the photoalbums and scrapbook [con reports] here)




I regret (well, not really. I'm rather enjoying it.) to announce that due to the sensitive nature of its contents, the Library is now closed to all personnel except Official Bootlickers.
Servants Quarters

(A list of our Bootlicker job descriptions and duty roster)


The Grounds

The Kennel

The following areas are strictly off-limits to tourists. Remember, you've been warned.

Game Room


(Where Leather Lad's favorite long, sharp, pointy things are kept. NO TOUCHING!)

Private Quarters

(In the Guest Suites, Valentine Pelka and Galatea and Melvin,

In the Master Suite, Godiva and Leather Lad.)

Looking for a guest book? Well, we don't keep one anymore. Tourists were drawing graphic anatomically correct pictures with diagrams and step-by-step instructions. Caspian took it with him when he went to live with Raeven and we haven't bothered replacing it. And we probably won't. You're not supposed to be looking in any guest book anyway. What did you come here for?

We also no longer care how many people have visited here. We used to keep a counter to check to see if our accountant was skimming the take. It disappeared when he did a little creative programing. He has since been terminally reprimanded. What do you care? You've got your receipt.

You may contact the Kompound Kommandant, Godiva at "Godiva at hotmail dot com" to convey your grateful appreciation for her efforts in conveying to you the feeling of brotherhood we at the Kompound embrace, through providing this simple and unassuming website. It is highly encouraged that you be generous and exuberant in your praise. Offerings of chocolate would not be amiss.

All screen captures are original. No ownership or rights are implied and no profit is obtained. Purely for personal amusement I assure you. Likewise all creative writing is original and the result of the author's warped yet fruitful mentis (compos or non) unless otherwise noted. The duly noted links and creative ramblings of others are used with permission. Likewise publicity stills have been identified with the owners when known, permission has been obtained where possible and links provided to the same extent. Making the Kompound possibly the most politically correct of all non-profit, purely for entertainment, fan sites around. The End of Time is still reeling from that revelation. Quid pro quo the author expects the same courtesy to be paid her i.e. don't borrow anything from here or link without suitable begging, sniveling and groveling after which, when an acceptable time has elapsed, permission will most likely be given. But don't skip the groveling part or you will be punished. Godiva, Leather Lad and other non-Highlander characters are creations of the author's furtive imagination and resemble no living, dead or immortal persons no matter what you think. Really.


Vita Brevis, Ars Longa