The following were composed by various bootlickers
Duncan, immortalBut so are those horsemen guys.
Caspian is hot.
Dreams of eating bugs
Even in my waking hours.
Must stop rewinding.
Godiva, nekkid,
Kronos is eating chicken.
Finger lickin' good.
I was born a snake
In Chinese astrology
But I like horsemen.
I wonder what happens
If you cut off only half
an Immortal's head.
Red or white with rat
Is that such a dilemma?
Caspian, get drunk.
I wonder sometimes
If a fru falls in the woods
Does anyone thunk?
If God likes haiku
And I've mocked it willingly
Where will I end up?
A new obsession.
I thought I'd run out of them.
No such luck my friends.
I need some "Hot Stuff".
It's a Donna Summer song.
Get nekkid, Methos.
If life were cheap beer
No one would have to worry
About running out.
Caspian's Mad House,
Poor baby chained to a wall.
Kiss me, Crazy Horse.
Evil Dunkie hides now
In a double episode
But what of his tongue?
Joe has a big bar.
No one is ever in it.
Booze are watered down.
Richie has his head.
Just ask the Clan Denial.
It never happened.
The belly button
Of Kronos, Butterscotch Schnapps...
Drink to me only.
My guestbook is sad.
Only fourty-eight entries.
Fifty would be nice.
Thanks for listening.
I'm sure this will wear off soon.
Only God knows when...