Produced: by anyone we can get to put up as much money as we want and then shut up and go away. This would include of course all lodgings and meals for cast and crew plus an extended stay, including work-leave reimbursement, for the directors.

Directors: In Loco and Godiva

Stage Manager: In Loco

Casting: Godiva

Theseus, Duke of Athens: David Robb

Egeus, father to Hermia: Jim Byrnes

Lysander: Valentine Pelka

Demetrius: Peter Wingfield

Philostrate, Master of the Revels of Theseus: F. Braun McAsh

Quince, a carpenter: Adrian Paul

Snug, a joiner: Richard Ridings

Bottom, a weaver: Anthony de Longis

Flute, a bellows-mender: Stan Kirsch

Snout, a tinker: James Horan

Starvling, a tailor: Marcus Testory

Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons, betrothed to Theseus: Lisa Ferretface

Hermia, daughter to Egeus, in love with Lysander: Elizabeth Gracen

Helena, in love with Demetrius: Ocean Hellman

Oberon, King of the Fairies: Peter Hudson

Titania, Queen of the Fairies: Alexandra Vandernoot

Puck, or Robin Goodfellow: Miles Ferguson

Cobweb, Moth, Mustardseed and other fairies and attendants played by Anthony John Mosby, John Bierly and assorted bootlickers to fill minor non-speaking roles.

We'll do it in a mixture of High Early Renaisance and Pseudo-Greek dress. Stylized. Exempting the Fairies. They'll wear their own clothes.