by William Shakespeare
Produced: by anyone we can get to put up as much money as we want and then shut up and go away. This would include of course all lodgings and meals for cast and crew plus an extended stay, including work-leave reimbursement, for the directors.
Directors: In Loco and Godiva
Stage Manager: MacKinney MacWench
Casting: Godiva
Don Pedro, Prince of Aragon-Peter Hudson
Don John, his bastard brother-Anthony de Longis
Claudio, a young lord of Florence-Peter Wingfield
Benedick, a young lord of Padua- Valentine Pelka
Leonato, Governor of Messina-Jim Byrnes
Antonio, his brother-David Robb
Balthasar, attendant on Don Pedro-Richard Ridings
Borachio, follower of Don John-Marcus Testory
Conrade, follower of Don John-James Horan
Friar Francis-John Mosby
Dogberry, a constable- Adrian Paul
Vergis, a headborough-Stan Kirsch
A Sexton-John Bierly
A boy-Miles Ferguson
Hero, daughter to Leonato-Ocean Hellman
Beatrice, niece to Leonato-Elizabeth Gracen
Margaret, gentlewoman to Hero-Jill McDole
Ursula, gentlewoman to Hero-Alexandra Vandernoot
Messengers, Watch, Attendants: Assorted bootlickers to fill minor non-speaking roles.
Late Victorian/early Edwardian. Perhaps Canada as a setting.