Melvin and K's Excellent Adventure

 

What's wrong with you people??

Posted by Melvin on Thursday, 6 August 1998, at 3:08 p.m.

 

My close personal friend, "The End of Time," is certainly the evilest villain on Highlander. Now apologize at once for (possibly) hurting his feelings or it's the basement, duct tape and GREEN PEZ for all of you! 

*Don't listen to them, k. I know you're the baddest there is.*

 

thanc yu melven. 

Posted by k on Thursday, 6 August 1998, at 3:55 p.m.

 

I didnt lisen tu them. 

Just wate until Kronikels! 

Will hav long, pointy, sharp pursuadre.

 

Re: thanc yu melven. 

Posted by Melvin on Thursday, 6 August 1998, at 4:17 p.m.

 

Buddy! 

You're doing well with your hooked on phonics tapes! 

I thought Big G was back, but it was a fuller brush man. Heh heh. I'm gonna have some fun with him before G gets home. Wanna come? I can fly out and get you in the black helicopter. We can stop and pee in some bushes on the way back for old times sake. 

I got a couple of bucks from an old lady next door--I got her cat off the roof. We can pick up some Kentucky Fried. Whaddaya say?

 

sawnds gud. 

Posted by k on Thursday, 6 August 1998, at 4:22 p.m.

 

All redi drangk lots uv bir.

 

Oh, boy! 

Posted by Melvin on Thursday, 6 August 1998, at 5:32 p.m.

 

I'll pick up some cold slaw too. Got any matches? 

Did I tell you that I used exposives to get that dang cat off the roof? 

Don't tell g. It'll just piss her off. She is saving up the plastique for a special outing. 

I think the K'stupe is involved in this somehow, but you know how she is when she's got a secret. Just walks around with that little cat grin on her face all day....then at night she has the cherry jello and reddiwhip.

 

I sugjest yu bee gud. 

Posted by k on Thursday, 6 August 1998, at 6:23 p.m.

 

g sez shez taking juniore somplas speshul. if im gud i get tu kum tu. 

she sez i culd meet a speshul frend. 

wuts hagis?

 

Haggis? 

Posted by Melvin on Friday, 7 August 1998, at 7:58 a.m.

 

It's not too bad if you use a lot of ketchup. 

It'll never replace spam.

 

M.

 


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