I was posting Polka Goddess in parenthesis after my name because Big John mentioned Pelka Polka when we heard Kronos was back for Armageddon and I wrote the "Pelka Polka".

Then I started putting "clad in nothing but a skate key" after 'Godiva' because there is something around Kronos' neck in CaH/Rev and there was speculation as to what it was. For a few seconds it's seen. Looked like a crucifix. Kronos? Nah! Had to be a.....skate key! *teachur* thought up the flashback.

The Romans invented concrete. Maybe Methos invented concrete to make long flat sidewalks for Kronos' new invention: roller skates. Hence the skate key. Kronos keeps it as a souvenir. Can't you see Kronos and Methos roller skating up and down the seven hills of Rome in their togas?

Methos, ever the one to embrace new technology suggests they give up their horses for roller skates.

Silas won't hear of it, he loves his pets, Caspian is against it as you can't eat roller skates no matter how much ketchup you use...not even with red wine. Kronos thinks the Four Skaters of the Apocalypse lacks a certain ambience. But Methos' insistence is causing a rift among the four. So, Kronos STEALS METHOS SKATE KEY. In a pique, Methos has Kronos imprisoned by some Dionysian Priests. He only means it to be overnight, to teach Kronos a lesson. But Methos and the priests get to comparing the merits of beer over wine...literally. Several days pass in a blur. After the hangover wears off Methos can't find his skate key and that's not all he seems to feel he's misplaced, but he can't remember clearly.

The rest is history.

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Yes. This is it. The one. The only. You saw it at the Celebration.

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I rode my bicycle past your window last night.

I roller skated to your door at day light.

It almost seems like you're avoiding me,

I'm okay alone but you've got something I need. Welllll,

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates , you gotta brand new key.

I think that we should get together and try them out and see.

I've been lookin' around awhile, you got somethin' for me,

Well I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key.

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car.

Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far.

Ah, for someone who don't drive, I've been all AROUND THE WORLD.

Some people say I've done all right for a girl

Oh yeh, oh yeh, yeh, oh yeh yeh yeh, oh yeh, oh yeh.

I asked your mother if you were at home.

She said yes, but you weren't alone.

Sometimes I think that you're avoiding me.

I'm okay alone, but you've got somethin' I need.

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates , you gotta brand new key.

I think that we should get together and try them out and see.

I've been lookin' around awhile, you got somethin' for me,

Well I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key.