So you all thought that Kronos was dead? Well, it's not so easy to snuff the End of Time. What you saw was an evil Ahriman-demon-doppleganger. The following will help to dispel any rumors of a premature quickening of a leather nature.

The demon chicken has been grilled by Colonel Duncan Sanders--and is kaput. His power--all illusion--is broken.

Duncan continues to do his merry thing--helping butt kickin' chicks do whatever it is that butt kickin' chicks do.

Then, in his travels he runs across--the Professor! What the!????! And Sophie! EH???? They explain that their deaths were illusions--like the evil visions of Buff Bleach Blonde Horton and Kronos.

Duncan suddenly realizes, the death of Richie might have been an illusion too! So off he goes with shovel in hand to dig up the kid. Yup. He's been in that coffin for a full year plus alive--and PISSED.

He gets out, thumps Duncan up and down the walk until he gets sick of it. They embrace and go have a beer with Joe. Richie forgives him and splits to share an apartment with AC MacFru and Troll Princess. It's a Highlander/Three's Company Crossover.

Everyone lives happily ever after.

Also no spam or haggis either.

Okay--the housewarming party will all be completely conducted in the nude. Enough gratuitous butt shots for everyone!

And the refreshments will be Spam and watercress sandwiches served by helpful haggises.

It will be revealed that the demon actually came on the scene in Rev 6:8---and Kronos was the illusion created by the demon in that episode. The real Kronos shows up--he's been locked up in a monastery being force fed monkish fare for a millenia--and he's ready to polka on everyone's heads! He's bad, he's beautiful, and he's bound to create all sorts of chaos! (Note: he's dressed in black leather from head to foot. Mmmmm.)

Cimoli somehow overpowers Kronos and keeps him in Big John's basement, making him watch "Mr. Mom" over and over again until his eyes glaze over and his mind turns to pablum. Then he will be handed over to a good teacher to rebuild him from the ground up. Got any suggestions?

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