Top Ten Places NOT to hide the eggs at the Kompound

Posted by Cori (don't eat the plastic grass) on Friday, 2 April 1999, at 7:09 a.m.


10. Anywhere near the Mr.Mom tapes.

9. Inside the vaccum cleaner.

8. In the kilt of said Scotsman.

7. Near the chemistry set in the sub base (let's not remind him, shall we?).

6. In any cleavage. (ouch!)

5. Anywhere IN or near the other boys' baskets.

4. By the polka band if they are playing. (stomped eggs are not easy to clean up, and the smell annoys the accordian player)

3. Anywhere near the croquet equipment! (PLEASE NO!)

2. At the door of Cimoli's basement (well you can if you want K. to go into a catatonic state for the simple reason that you want a peaceful Easter celebration).

1. Near the closet where the duct tape, tin foil and pimentos are kept.

Happy Easter!



We are presently peepless. And the microwave is duct taped shut.

Godiva -- Friday, 2 April 1999, at 2:51 p.m.

How about...

Posted by Raeve MacWench on Friday, 2 April 1999, at 10:01 a.m.


For personal safety, under no circumstances hide eggs anywhere on or near your own person!!!


Guess Caspian learned that the hard way. 

Posted by Godiva on Friday, 2 April 1999, at 2:54 p.m.


Did he even get all the shells out of his nose?

I'm a little worried about Melvin and the badger and their egg hiding....

Posted by Galatea on Friday, 2 April 1999, at 11:08 a.m.


They had the evil k'stupe strapped down in the basement. When I asked them what they thought they were doing, they guiltily responded that they were "hiding the eggs." I asked them if they seriously thought anyone would want them after *where they had been* and neither could see a problem with that.

Considering the pressure they were applying, I think the poor man's proctologist is the only one likely to find them anyhow. 




Posted by Dreamfish on Friday, 2 April 1999, at 11:12 a.m.


or should I say"EWWWWW!" just crack me up!I don't think I will be searching for eggies around your place, though.


This year's new target the K'Evil PrinciVAL! 

Posted by Godiva on Friday, 2 April 1999, at 2:59 p.m.


They'll have to find a new place since his chronic anal-retentiveness means their favorite hiding spot is already filled with brains. 

Perhaps his ears? It's not like he's using them. 

Make him cry by all means. 

Have Melvin and the Badger finished all those eggs from last year? I told them no new ones until they'd properly disposed of the old. Waste not, want not I always say.



Posted by Galatea on Friday, 2 April 1999, at 3:17 p.m.


The k'princiVAL has such a tight @$$ that they'd have to get a battering ram to get the eggs up there. Bwa ha. Plus, there's his head in the way too.



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