by Dannell

Tune: "Be A Dentist!" from "Little Shop of Horrors"


When I was younger just a bad little kid

My Mama noticed funny things I did

Like stabbing puppies with a dull blunt knife

I'd poison guppies and I'd take their life

I'd find a pussy kat and bash in it's head

That's when my Mama said:


She said, "My boy, I think someday

You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a Horseman!

You have a talent for causing things pain

It will pay you to be inhumane!

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood

Farming would suit you still less

Be a Horseman!

You'll be a success!"


Methos, Silas and Caspian: Horseman Chorus:


Here he is girls - The End Of Time!

Watch him de-cap-i-tate

Oh, my God - He's a Horseman!

And he'll never be any good

Who wants their Village burned, burned by the Marquis de Sade?

Ouch that hurts! That was my son!


KRONOS: "Oh, shut up! Gates open wide? Here I come!


I am a Horseman!

And great god how I enjoy the career that I've picked?!

I am a Horseman! I am be-head-ing!

And I get off on the pain I inflict!

When I start swinging my sword

By God, then I never get bored!


And though it may cause my victims distress


Somewhere in Heaven above!

I know!

I know that my Mama's proud of me ... Oh, Mama!

'Cause I am a Horseman and a success!

Say, "Cheese! Now die!"


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