Has anyone seen K? 

Posted by Godiva (You know what this means, don't you?) on Saturday, 20 November 1999, at 4:12 p.m.

 

Just called Big G. Melvin is missing as well. 

Still have calls in to Raeve and In Loco regarding the whereabouts of Caspian and Silas. But I have a bad feeling about this.

There are going to be some very hairless horsemen coming off the ceiling in a few weeks. 

I'll leave a bucket of KFC on the window sill and put on Mr. Mom and crank up the volume. Maybe if I leave the Fantom on the back veranda? 

I'm sure it's all Melvin's fault. 

It always is.

Tuna said.


Melvin is completely innocent. It's the badger that leads him astray.

Posted by Not Melvin on Saturday, 20 November 1999, at 4:33 p.m.

 

Tell big G that. Will you? 

Before she gets out the yardstick?

 

Not Melvin.


aHA!

Posted by g looking for her *own* frayed yardstick on Saturday, 20 November 1999, at 4:39 p.m.

 

I *knew* it. 

Kiss that body hair good-bye Melvin. I'm calling Big G and we're rounding up the Kanines to sniff you guys out. Loco and Raeve can't find Silas or Caspian either. Raeve says Caspian took all his crayons and Loco says Silas' favorite axe and teddy are both missing. So we *know* they're with you. You know what's gonna happen to you if they've got one hair out of place. And it's so hard to clean treesap stains off the leather. 

Not to mention the paternity suits that badger is gonna have lined up if you guys went into the woods again! You're gonna have "tick" duty for all the Kompound Kanines for a month. 

And I'm on the phone right now to my broker. I'm gonna corner the OLIVE MARKET!


I don't believe one person can corner the olive market.

Posted by Not Melvin on Saturday, 20 November 1999, at 4:46 p.m.

 

*tremble*

 

Besides, you'll never find us. We are so lost, no one will ever find us. Er.... I mean them. They are so lost. Yeah. Them. 

I think.

 

*yikes*

 


Are you *sure*?

Posted by G&K Enterprises on Saturday, 20 November 1999, at 4:53 p.m.

 

If Bill Gates can do it so can I. 

I mean "G & K Enterprises". 

First the Olive Market. Then Doonan Woods. 

I'm gonna find you, Melvin. Then I'm gonna give Big G a frayed yardstick, a roll of duct tape and a single jumbo olive....to dangle just out of your reach. Enjoy the ceiling Melvin. 

We'll be releasing the Kanines right after I corner the Olive Market. And watch my tapes of Buffy and Angel. 

We're coming for you Melvin.

 


*gasp*

Posted by Not Melvin on Saturday, 20 November 1999, at 5:21 p.m.

 

Come on guys, we have to travel deeper and further into the woods!

 


Hey!

Posted by Godiva (Someone is gonna lose some body hair.) on Saturday, 20 ,November 1999, at 7:01 p.m.

 

WHO TOOK ALL MY HIGHLANDER TAPES!


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