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Oh, who are the voices in your cranium,

in your cranium, in your cranium? Yes!

Who are the voices in your cranium,

the voices the you hear each day?

 

Studlander is in T.P.'s head

Despite the arc he is not dead.

Denial is the place to be.

If Richie's back in "Not To Be."

 

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Our Smokey Girl lives with a "FRU".

A voice that comes from one who's blue.

The R.O.G.'s the one she hears.

That's why she grins from ear to ear.

 

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A Melvin speaks to our Big "G".

A 'Lethal Weapon' clone is he.

For Galatea's fears he'll be

Protection from conspiracy

 

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Godiva's head has Mr. "K".

Wears leather in a great big way.

She's minus two of five 'cause she

Sent C & S to Flounder's sea.

 

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Our Flounder is the bravest girl

Two voices set her brain to whirl

For Caspian and Silas need

Close supervision, yes indeed!

 

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Cimoli has in his beachball

A Richie-clone who's known to call

To Astrochick MacFru and say

That twisting Seuss is A-O.K.

 

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Big John has got a basement damp

Where fair Cimoli pitches camp

Big John and AC hear his call

About the guy in his beachball.

 

Oh, who are the voices in your cranium,

in your cranium, in your cranium? Say!

Who are the voice in your cranium?

The voices that you hear, whether living far or near.

They're the voices that you hear each day!