So long, Mom,

I'm living at Big John's,

The cellar's all rent-free.

The beachball with Richie

Inside is here with me,

So send C.O.D.

Some Chef Boy-ar-dee.

 

While Dunk's attacking Richie

Watch Astrochick and Snickie,

Describing details icky,

The AAArc is nixed.

No need for you to catch a minute of the agonizing season six.

 

Little Richie Ryan was a student immie,

Killing K'immies did he.

He was mighty proud that Duncan became his teach',

Life was a beach,

Yes siree!

But now he sits out eps on

and on past "Armageddon":

 

So long, Mom,

I'm living at Big John's,

The cellar's all rent-free.

My voice, it is said,

Rings inside AC's head.

The K'immies I flee,

AC protects me.

 

Remember, Mama

Don't turn this into drama,

Remember, feed the llama,

Purina Llama chow

So look for me when the season's over,

I'll kick old Duncan's butt somehow.