First you get down on your knees

Ask that Immie, "Pretty please

Do not send your soul to heck,

don't chop the neck, chop the neck, chop the neck."

 

Take whatever steps you're thinking

To avoid the loss of quick'ning

Ev'rybody just for fun,

Try to be the only one,

Doin' the Quickening Rag.

 

Here's a trick that's sure original

Step into a church confessional

There the guy who's dressed in leather will

Tell you 'you can't win' so whether he'll

take you now, what does it matter?

Have your head upon a platter.

Two, Four, six, eight

Watchers think the game is great !

 

So get down upon your knees

Ask that Immie, "Pretty please

Do not send your soul to heck,

don't chop the neck, chop the neck, chop the neck."

 

Take a slash 'cross your abdomen,

This was how they killed the Romans.

Parry the thrust for

Living is a must for

Gettin' ecstatic and sorta dramatic an

Doin' the Quickining Rag.