The Pelka Polka
(sung to the tune of The Beer Barrel Polka)
First a demon who is steamin'
He just wants to dis our hero.
Make him out to be a zero
So he's showin' eyes a-glowin'.
Add a red mist, fog to dismiss
Our reality to doubtin'.
Leave our hero's empty shoutin'
To his sidekick's disbelief.
For the Pelka Polka's on its way.
It's re-run relief, so don't delay.
Just grab a partner, cross the floor.
With demon Ahrimans galore.
Do the Pelka Polka, don't delay.
We'd add Richie if we had our way.
A new buff Horton we expect
in season six, so what the heck?