sung to the tune of "You don't love me anymore" by Weird Al Yankovic
by Bright girl
AS IF sung by KRONOS to METHOS
We've been pillaging for so long
But the years have passed us and something went wrong
Seems you don't want me around
The killing is done and all you give me's a frown
I guess I was wrong when I gave you a choice
Coz you answered me with deceit in your voice
You used to think I was cool
Now you tell all your friends that I'm just a big fool
Oh why did you stop me from killing Duncan MacLeod?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you're not a Horseman anymore
I knew we were having problems when
You saved Cassandra from getting whacked up again
You betrayed me and lied
Oh Methos, I'm begging
Won't you let us Horsemen ride
You know I even think it's kinda cruel the way
You'd help poison the city just a little each day
I still remember the way you sounded
When you told that witch, to serve you or she's dead
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what do you have against Silas?
Pointing your Ivanhoe at him.
Sometimes I got to thinking you're not a Horseman anymore.
You killed a brother, now how do you feel?
Well, my scars are all healing but ONE never will
You broke my heart in two
When you don't wear a mask and your face ain't blue
Oh you think I'm crazy, I don't give a *bleep*
You'd probably kill me if I was asleep
You'd want to chop off my head
And I bet you pray every night and wish me for dead
Oh you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Methos, something tells me you're
Not a Horseman anymore, oh no no
Got a funny feeling, you're not a Horseman anymore