by Jax of the Clan MacParody
Sung to the tune of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZTOP
Black Shirt, Black shoesIf I had a hat, it would be black too.
Leather suit, Leather tie
Both are black, don't need a reason why.
**They come a' runnin' just as fast as they can,
cause every girl is crazy 'bout a leather clad man!**
Skate Key, ear - ring
I ain't missing not a single thing.
Hidden sword, dagger too.
Lookin' in the mirror, I'm a walking fru!
**They come a' runnin' just as fast as they can,
cause every girl is crazy 'bout a leather clad man!**
Methos, Kiltboy too
can't compete, I'm waay too cool!
Black shades, cool scar
Forget the horse, gotta black car.
**They come a' runnin' just as fast as they can,
cause every girl is crazy 'bout a leather clad man!**