Leather Clad Man

by Jax of the Clan MacParody

Sung to the tune of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZTOP

 

Black Shirt, Black shoes

If I had a hat, it would be black too.

Leather suit, Leather tie

Both are black, don't need a reason why.

 

**They come a' runnin' just as fast as they can,

cause every girl is crazy 'bout a leather clad man!**

 

Skate Key, ear - ring

I ain't missing not a single thing.

Hidden sword, dagger too.

Lookin' in the mirror, I'm a walking fru!

 

**They come a' runnin' just as fast as they can,

cause every girl is crazy 'bout a leather clad man!**

 

Methos, Kiltboy too

can't compete, I'm waay too cool!

Black shades, cool scar

Forget the horse, gotta black car.

 

**They come a' runnin' just as fast as they can,

cause every girl is crazy 'bout a leather clad man!**

 
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