There once was a vicious troupe, a rapin' pillagin' fun group

Oh, they raided and the folks died of their fear

They were long on pillagin' ability, folks feared them near and far

But political incompatibility lead to their downfall!

 

CHORUS

Well the one on the right he's a cannibal

Oh, the one in the middle is Kronos

Oh and the one on the left is post dumb

And the guy in the rear's a pacifist!

 

This so deadly aggregation soured the entire nation

Killing all the Villagers, hey, just the ones that got in their way

They slaughtered with great virtuosity but soon they were afraid

Soon political animosity prevailed - they were enraged!

 

CHORUS

Well, the one on the right he's a cannibal

Oh, the one in the middle is Kronos

Oh and the one on the left is post dumb

And the guy in the rear paints his face blue!

 

Well, the Horsemen had descended screams sang through out the land

As hundreds there were slaughtered so to amuse our merry band

But they took their politics seriously and that day as the raid began

While the Villagers watched deliriously they had a free for all!

 

CHORUS

Well, the one on the right was on the bottom

And Kronos in the middle was on the top

And the one on the left got a broken arm

And the one in the rear said, "Oh, dear!"

 

Now this should be a lesson if you plan to raid and pillage

Don't go mixin' politics with the looting of the land!

Just work on slaughtering and raping keep your sword real sharp

And if you have political convictions keep 'em to yourself!

 

CHORUS

Now the one on the right is in the tank

Kronos in the middle's The End Of Time!

Oh, and the one on the left now he chops wood

And the one in the rear - disappeared ...