IF YOU ONLY HAD A HEART (I'D CUT IT OUT!)

by Dannell

Tune: If I Only Had A Heart from "The Wizard of Oz"

 

When you are an Immie Horseman

Should Methos have a 'swell' plan.

He should be torn apart!

Just because I'm presumin'

That I could be kinda human

If I only had your heart!

 

I'd be vicious, I'd be villain

and awful good at killin'

When does the raiding start?

Disregarding the perils

I'd just let them shoot their arrows

If I only had a heart!

 

Picture me, a victim please.

Above a voice sings low,

"Oh, I Have A Heart, You Know!"

I hear it beat

How sweet!

 

Just to register emotion

Bloodlust, oh what a notion!

I'd really feel the part!

I'd take slaves and some others

And I'd share them with my " Brothers"

If I only had a heart ...!

 
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