Tune: "Be A Dentist!" from "Little Shop of Horrors"
When I was younger just a bad little kid
My Mama noticed funny things I did
Like stabbing puppies with a dull blunt knife
I'd poison guppies and I'd take their life
I'd find a pussy kat and bash in it's head
That's when my Mama said:
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a Horseman!
You have a talent for causing things pain
It will pay you to be inhumane!
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
Farming would suit you still less
Be a Horseman!
You'll be a success!"
Methos, Silas and Caspian: Horseman Chorus:
Here he is girls - The End Of Time!
Watch him de-cap-i-tate
Oh, my God - He's a Horseman!
And he'll never be any good
Who wants their Village burned, burned by the Marquis de Sade?
Ouch that hurts! That was my son!
KRONOS: "Oh, shut up! Gates open wide? Here I come!
I am a Horseman!
And great god how I enjoy the career that I've picked?!
I am a Horseman! I am be-head-ing!
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
When I start swinging my sword
By God, then I never get bored!
And though it may cause my victims distress
Somewhere in Heaven above!
I know that my Mama's proud of me ... Oh, Mama!
'Cause I am a Horseman and a success!
Say, "Cheese! Now die!"