Well beyond the moat and minefields

Stands the Kompound tall and fine

And if you go down there

Dust bunnies beware of a

Man called the End Of Time.

Now Kronos, more than trouble

Pushing the vacuum across the floor

Godiva calls him her Leather Lover

The Boys just call him Sir.

 

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It's bad, bad Leather Lad

Vacuuming up the whole d@mn pad

Always has that Kirby on

Constantly humming a song.

 

Now Kronos, he's a clean man

And he lives in the vacuum zone

And he likes to run dust bunnies down

Wherever they may roam.

He's got a custom Kirby upright,

A Hoover portable, too

He got a Dirt Devil hanging on his belt,

And a Dust Buster back up, too

 

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Well, in Paris 'bout two years ago,

Kronos thinking twice.

Thought he needed some elbow room

And didn't the whole d@mn world look nice?

Well he set his plans in motion,

But Cimoli was close at hand.

And Leather Lad learned a lesson about messin'

With the contents of a Chef-Boy-Ardee can!

 

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