Posted by Jax MacParody
Sung to the tune of "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce
Well beyond the moat and minefields
Stands the Kompound tall and fine
And if you go down there
Dust bunnies beware of a
Man called the End Of Time.
Now Kronos, more than trouble
Pushing the vacuum across the floor
Godiva calls him her Leather Lover
The Boys just call him Sir.
It's bad, bad Leather Lad
Vacuuming up the whole d@mn pad
Always has that Kirby on
Constantly humming a song.
Now Kronos, he's a clean man
And he lives in the vacuum zone
And he likes to run dust bunnies down
Wherever they may roam.
He's got a custom Kirby upright,
A Hoover portable, too
He got a Dirt Devil hanging on his belt,
And a Dust Buster back up, too
Well, in Paris 'bout two years ago,
Kronos thinking twice.
Thought he needed some elbow room
And didn't the whole d@mn world look nice?
Well he set his plans in motion,
But Cimoli was close at hand.
And Leather Lad learned a lesson about messin'
With the contents of a Chef-Boy-Ardee can!