Some timely Limericks for the Season.

Posted by Godiva Claus (I know who's been nicely naughty)

on Thursday, 17 December 1998, at 5:25 p.m.


When Kronos saw Santa's big sack

His plan was the bag to ransack

St. Nick knows bad boys

Don't deserve good toys

So he planned K's ego to whack.


So Santa, not heeding the lock

Decided the K-man to shock

He crept in the room

And left in the gloom

A big lump of coal in K's sock.


The moral, for those who don't know

Is soon as the weather brings snow

Behave as you should

Pretend to be good

For "Reindeerman" is the worst foe.



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