27. Good old fashioned wenches

26. Sword Polish

25. Combs

24. Electric stubble-trimmers

23. Primate Feed

22. Tofu ( Caspian...need I say more)

21."Black Leather Home Shopping Club" credit card

20. Whet stones

19. Personal Stylists

18. Canvas tent-patching kits

17. Wenches, wenches and more wenches

16. The "Spy Store for Wealthy Maniacs" (aka Brookstone's) catalogue June/July issue

28. Ponytail (preferably unattached, but hey..they are the Horsemen)

29. Lees Press-On-Nails (with or without fingers)