Salutations on your day of days.

I think I may have found the perfect gift for the immortal who wants everything.

A new sidekick! One who will never question anything you propose! Come to think of it, I've never heard him speak at all! All the better!

This just may be the only one who can take whatever you dish out and still stand on his own two feet.

 

They call him Buddy . . .

I know I can always count on your to find a scholarly present. 

Big nose finds a blue kewpie doll. 

Well, it's better than that pot of blue woad you gave me one year. 

Why can't you find some more ancient smut written in cuniform or heiroglyphics. Now *that* was a present.

(What are you two mumbling about over there? K! You get back to mingling at the party right now!)

Damn. Well, dolls will make good target practice. Can always pretend they MacLeod's head.