No hostages may be used for negotiation during play.

Eliminating opposing players by assassination is not allowed.

"I thought it was the ball." is not valid excuse for whacking Silas upside the head with a mallet.

Kroquet is NOT a full contact sport.

Screaming bloodcurdling war cries at the top of your lungs while an opponent takes his turn is not permitted.

No biological weapons allowed.

The playing field is to be considered Holy Ground at all times during the game.

Spectators are not allowed to blurt distracting phrases such as "Is that a bug?" "Look! The kegs have arrived!" "What a cute little bunny!" or "Is that Godiva dancing with Anthony?" during a players turn.

Players are not allowed to hurt spectators. Even if they are sniggering Scottish hunks.

Methos never loses.

Kronos always wins.